Tuesday, January 25, 2005
{ 1/25/2005 10:14:00 PM }
After the story when the reporter was bashed up by Aylwin and his men... Aylwin decided he plays the reporter himself. So he'll go around asking a few of his friends that are worth interviewing.
Aylwin: Alright everybody! I'm now the new reporter (Undercover actually)... The other reporter had something urgently to be kil-....I mean attended. Alright! Lets get started with the interview with.... Audrey Han!
Aylwin: Soooo I heard u're the orange girl or some sort...do tell me abt urself a little...
........................Ultra long pause.......................
Aylwin: Erm...Miss Audrey, I dun want to bother you but....the questions? *Gulp*...
Audrey: Lol....what happened to the questions?!
Aylwin: Errr....tell me about urself??? *Big sweatdrop*
Audrey: Im audrey frm njc ip..
hahah.. i LOVEEEEEEEEEEE orange.. but.. i love black too.. hahhaha!!! they wanted to paint my clazrm black n orange.. but i dunno wad happened to the black part.. Bleh.... And touch rugby rocks!!!!!!! argh.. i cant think of anything else but njtouch rocks...i jz came back frm training. its da first time i like a cca so much ((:
Aylwin: Hmmmm....wow....so, I heard u wanted to run for council....still pursuing that dream of urs?
Audrey: Hahhaha.. YES definitely, council is da backbone of all sch based activities and i wanna be part of tt.. *grinz* hahahah!
Aylwin: Confident of winning?....
Audrey: hahha.. nope.. thrs too much competition n ppl with more outstandin leadership qualities in njc.
Aylwin: Icic.... Well...all the best then. =))
Audrey: hahaha. thx!
Aylwin: Alright....any GREAT things happened to you lately?
Audrey: hahhaha.. NJTOUCH!!!!! wheeeeeeeeeee! i might be in da team!
Aylwin: Glad to hear that aud. =)
soooo..... I heard u luv dancing? dun u actually feel...paiseh? i know one myself....i feel paiseh...
Audrey: wahahhaha NO!!! cos most of my frens jz dance with me mass dance disco.. anything...we jz wanna have fun! jz groove to da music...no1s gonna laugh at u.. every1 jz wanna have fun!
*Reporter feels......small. becos he dunno how to dance much...* I_I
Aylwin: Ooooh.....yea...dancing is fun
Audrey: Hahhaha.. well.. i dunno how to dance too but.. JZ HAVE FUN!!
Aylwin: Hmmm....so what kind of things you hate?
Audrey: Hahhaha.. things.. physics! hahahha
Aylwin: Ooooh....u have great taste.... Reporter also says physics is.....pure evil.... (Grrrrr)
Audrey: Hahahha
Aylwin: Ahh....back to the interview...Hmmmmm... so do you have any boyfriends currently?
Audrey: Hahahha.. no bfs lah.. too screwed to have one ((:
Aylwin: Sure you're too screwed? Me dun believe lor... Nvm..... i understand...all men are scumbags....Humph! Too many posers around this days.....all ultra horny $^#*#%!!!!.......Oh....sorry sorry! Lets continue....Soo...you think ur friends are nice? i heard some of them are.....pure typical evilish...
Audrey: Hahaha.. YES.. DEFINITELY they're really drop dead nice..Im sure u'll wanna know them too.. wahhaha
Aylwin: HEY! Dun mind if i do.......providing u dun mind....
more friends.....more interviews! woohoo!
Audrey: Hahhaha!
Aylwin: Erm...*cough*....sooo....i heard rumours that u wanna............set up ur own shop! named "Audrange" in partnership with that ultra decent dude named: Aylwin....yea? *brows* Are u actually planning for that?
Audrey: Hahhaha.. nah.. it was jz some crap, no money u see... hahah
Aylwin: Awww...what a waste.......but u know that decent aylwin dude? he's learning accounts now... So he knows how to set up business and stuff...
Audrey: hahahha..whoa!
Aylwin: Feel free to approach him sia....i heard he made millions b4
Audrey: Im impressed!! Hahah...Okok
Aylwin: Alright....enough advertisment about that *Toot*....So we're near the end of the interview... any last things u wann end off like shoutouts?...
...........................Bloody Long Pause =X.............
Audrey: Hahhaha.. to my frens from NJC.. U GUYS ROCK!! who P.. we P.. who P u P.. who P.. IP!!!!!! Hahahha
Aylwin: *Looks amused* Errrrr......*huge sweatdrop*.........RIGHTTTTTTT....
Okie Miss audrey, THANK Q THANK Q so much for ur time.... =))
Audrey: No prob!
Aylwin: Yea....lets end off with a dance partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! LIGHTS! DISCO BALL! MUSIC! *Click*
*Music starts playing. Aylwin(Reporter), his men, Audrey and her friends starts dancing....*
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Another lame and crappy interview covered!
Tanki Verdi Mucchi 4 Readi Guys! And God Bless You Audrey and You guys out there too! =D
[Lordtootz]-Aylwin =))