Sunday, January 23, 2005
{ 1/23/2005 10:04:00 PM }
Reporter: Well, today we're going to interview Aylwin! The owner of Lordtootsway.blogspot! Lets find out more about his life. Here goes:
Reporter: Hey-lo Aylwin!
Aylwin: Huh? Wha... Who are you?! And how you know my name?
Reporter: Please Mr.Ayl, There's no need to be afraid..I'm just a reporter.
Aylwin: Right....from where? And how you get in my room?!
Reporter: Mr.Ayl, Please...
Aylwin: SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reporter: No no! No security! I've come in peace and unharm. I'm just want to know more about your life.
Aylwin: Okie... Fine. As long you're done, get out k?
Reporter: Don't worry.. Alright, lets get started. Now, do tell me about yourself.
Aylwin: I'm a student, MALE. Studying in Acs(Br) which consists of Gaylords and boys. No, I'm not gay alright? Hmmm... I'm secondary 3 now? Alrighttt... Is that enough?!
Reporter: Erm...we still got a couple more questions to go. Okie, you play sports?
Aylwin: You're real boring reporter you know that?
Reporter: Oh....sorry about that. Then lets get to the interesting questions. Do you watch porn? *Brows*
Aylwin: Ohhhh....so you're asking me stupid questions eh? SECURITYYYYYYY!!!!
Reporter: Erm! No! I was just kidding! Okok! My question is...do you have a girlfriend?
Aylwin: Nope.... I never got one.
Reporter: Awwwww....you poor fellow.
Aylwin: Yo dude... *Stands up and holds a chopper* Are you asking for a castration?
Reporter: No no no! Don't! Please!
*Aylwin sits back down*
Reporter: So are you actually intending to look for one?
Aylwin: Hooooo boy....you really done it this time.. *Cracks knuckles*
Reporter: Hey! I'm sorry I'm sorry!
Aylwin: Just watch you say dude.......
Reporter: *Gulp*
Aylwin: Alright...Seriously about that question of whether I'm looking for one.. I also don't know it myself. So...ya.
Reporter: Okie.... this question is to be asked by popular demand in every interview... D-do y-you...erm.....errr... *Gulp*.....ahh.... m-m-ma-master.?
Aylwin: OK! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE SO DEAD MAN......AURGH.... MEN! IS SHOWTIME!
Reporter:
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Reporter runs off and being chased by a raid of people with choppers and firearms.....................................*
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Pretty lame eh? More of this will come soon again! =D
Tanki Verdi Mucchi 4 Readi People! And God Bless!
[Lordtootz]-Aylwin =)