Monday, January 31, 2005
{ 1/31/2005 07:05:00 PM }
Hey pple,
well.. I don't know how I've been feeling, But still a little down on the guts and stuff. Haiz.
Todae in school had the "runs" man. Damn Suey to go toilet so many times. And got back the maths test and gotten a 8/20 and the teacher placed there "V.Good". ...... o_O;;; Guess I was a little happy because it was an O'Levels standered but I still failed. At least my stay in school till 8pm of study paid off! (I think).
Played pool with squadmates after school. Jerry got really pissed off in the end because of certain reason I cannot mention. Jerry, hope you're feeling okie ya? =)
Now! Time to carry on with the interview: Reporter Aylwin goes around his school and interviews a few students and teachers( Which were given by popular demand!) So let's get started.
Aylwin interviews Ms XXXXXXXX who rather be addresses as Chio-Bu Teacher. The chio-est teacher the school finds...
Aylwin: Hey there "Chio-Bu Teacher"
Chio-Bu Teacher: Huh huh? What did you call me?!
Aylwin: Well, the school finds you the chio-est teacher in the school. How do you feel about this? Do you feel hornoured?
Chio-Bu Teacher: Wha.... Oh really?! I'm the chio-est teacher in the school?! Awww....Thank you students out there who thinks I'm the most sexiest teacher in the school! *Muaks!*
........Pls pass Aylwin a bag to puke in..............
Chio-Bu Teacher: Thank you all so much! You people have such great taste! Tee hee... I still can't believe I'm the chio-est teacher in the school! Teeheeheehee...
........Aylwin still puking in the bag.....
Chio-Bu Teacher: I want to thank my Mama, my Papa, my brother, my blah blah blah blah.
......Aylwin goes off to interview another teacher.........
Now Aylwin will interview another teacher whose name is Mr XXXXXXXX who rather be addresses as Weakling Teacher. (Aylwin shakeshead). Why is he known as weakling teacher? Because he canoot control the class and stumbles when he talks. ALOT. But I seriously pity these kind of teachers...Seriously
Aylwin: Hey there sir!
Weakling Teacher: W-w-wha-a??
Aylwin: Sir, pardon me but...the scool has voted you as the weakling teacher in the school. *Sigh*...Bunch of $!#%&^$~&
Weakling Teacher: I c-ca-can't believe t-this!
Aylwin: I know... Well, How do you feel towards this issue?
Weakling Teacher: Those students a-ar-arr-are too.............much! They do n-not have.......self-respect for....erm.....teachers!
Aylwin: Sir....calm down.
Weakling Teacher: This thing s-should n-not be tolerated......it.....it should be....
Aylwin: Sir...Don't worry bah.... =)
Weakling Teacher: But........b-but...
..............Aylwin left 15 mins ago before the teacher could finish his sentence...............
Next, we have the most hatred teacher in the school...AKA, the D.Master.
Aylwin picks up the courage and guts to interview this teacher.
Aylwin: Good m-mor-morning s-s-s-s-s-s-s-ssssir.
DM: Hello lad. How can I help you.
Aylwin: Well sir, the school has voted that you're are...the....*Gulpppppppp*
most hatred teacher in the school...
...........Hides into the small and dark corner of the room.....
...........Long silence..........
DM: Gee.... I am?.... Aww shucks, is not that surprising!
Aylwin: Really?
DM:OF COURSE IT IS LAR!..I ASK YOU...IF YOU BECOME THE MOST HATRED STUDENT IN THE SCHOOL HOW YOU FEEL HUH HUH!?
Aylwin: Sorry sir! But....I didn't do any law-breaking rules!!... Pls! Sir! Spare me... *sob*
DM: DO I CARE!? AND I HATE GUYS THAT CRIES!!!! STOP CRYING YOU LOSER!
Aylwin: B-b-but!! I didn't do anythingggg!!! .....
DM: awwwwww..... AS IF I CARE! I'M.....SOOOO....'FREAKIN......PISSED. IM WRITING A LETTER TO YOUR PARENTS!
Aylwin: No! No! No letter! Pls sir!
DM: OKIE... fine, You're to report for detention for 2 weeks!
Aylwin: !!!!! Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
...........Aylwin suffered fits........
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Hahah, is really getting lamer and lamer!... I'll continue part 2 which I'll interview students. And note, this interview of teachers, is basely not entirely true so DO NOT BELIEVE IN TOO MUCH OF IT. Is just a fun and joking and lame interview.
Tank Verdi Mucchi 4 Readi N God Bless! =D
[Lordtootz]-Aylwin =))
