Monday, February 07, 2005
{ 2/07/2005 11:03:00 PM }
Hey hihi all!
Today after school went to bean's house to watch the movie "Taxi". He booked the home theatre in the function room. Whao. It was really nice. Actually, So-so standerd lar...Haha, but is still nice. =)
So we watched "Taxi"... But why the movie "Taxi"? Duh.... Becos Bean wanna see the...*Uh-hum*... Yea, Your guessed it right. Chio-bu... Lol. He was so freakin horny. Bleh...
So the movie was about this lady named: Something Precious Something. Can't remember the name...SERIOUS. So lets call her "Precious" instead lar. So Precious is a taxi driver and she loves driving real fast. Her taxi is really cool bah...loads of fancy gadgets. Hahah.... But then one time, there was this cop who had to take go to a bank to somehow stop a robbery. As his driving license was confiscated, he decided to take a cab to there. Pretty lame eh? Hahah... Then he went to Precious's taxi and she started using her fancy gadgets and WHAO!.... Super fast speed. Then suddenly in the end, she had to chase that robber's car (LADIES ROBBERS SIA)... And she ended up getting her car tolled away by the police because of violations to many of the road safety rules.
So she wanted her car back and both this man and Precious went through stupid stuff lar. (Btw, the guy is a loser. Couldn't do any much things. Hahah). In the end, Precious became a race driver and that guy had been promoted. Hahaahaha....It was damn lame and funny lar. Worth watching. =D
Soo...that's the movie: "Taxi". Now, here's ME & MY SQUADMATE'S VERSION (NOTE: It's quite lame and this was exactly what happened when we were making our trip to bean's house) :
*Waves out for cab and managed to get one. 4 of us (Bean, Caine, Jerry and me) quickly rushed to ge to the back seat but bean ended up sitting in the front* LOL
Bean: Wha lau! You all damn bad wan. I don't care! You 3 are paying for the fare! Humph!
Caine: Eh... How can like that? You invite us to your house leh. You should pay right?
Bean: So? Not my problem right?!
Caine: Wha piang...
Bean: Nvm. This uncle(cab driver) will sponsor for us. Lol. Right Uncle?
Uncle: Huh? haha....Ya ya.
Jerry: Haha, Sure anot? Uncle, I think we sell this guy to you lar *Points to bean* You can do whatever you want with him bah. Wash your taxi and stuff like that.
Bean: EH! You shaadup! ... I worth more about more than a hundred million dollars you know that? Err... Uncle, your taxi costs how much ah?
Uncle: Err...about.... $85,ooo?
Bean: Wha...You see? You can buy a hundred oleadi!
*Aylwin & Jerry laughin away*
*Jerry suddenly got a phone call from Kah wei... Our sec2 junior and Jerry's churchmate*
Jerry: Hello? Yea... WHAT? Uh-huh....Yeah...
Bean: Eh Jerry! Tell Kah Wei to watch out tomoro!
Caine: Tell him better watch himself tomoro ah!
Jerry: Hey, Bean said you better watch out tomoro. HUH? You not scared ah? You dare us somemore ah?! Wha...
Bean: Bloody hell! Tell him 5 more months man.... 5 more months!
Aylwin: LOL
Jerry: Ooooh....just watch out. 5 more months! Yayayaya...... kk... Byebye!
Bean: Hahaha... I tot at first you talking your "Zha Bor".
Jerry: Hahah... I got more than 2 wives man. One of them appears in today's newspaper!
Bean: Haha...Yeah right.........Oh wait! That ugly one?!
Jerry: No lar! I'll show you. *Takes out Life newspaper and shows me the 2nd page.* Heh...Chio anot? My wife you know! =P
Aylwin: Wha peng...... So-so standerd bah. Hahah.
Bean: How come you dun wanna tell Eng Khye Sir(NCO)got more wives than him huh? He got 3 right?
Caine: Haha...yeah. One of them is Rui En... Damn crappy lar him.
Jerry: Aiya.... I dun want to tell him. Dun want to embarass him lar... Cannot make him lose face. Hahahaha....
*Taxi reaches bean's house*
Bean: Eh! You 3 better pay! I'm not paying!... Uncle, these 3 are paying you. *Gets out of taxi first*
Aylwin, Jerry, Caine: .....
Jerry: Ahh... I'll pay first.... *Passes $5 to taxi driver and gives back change.*
Jerry: You all better pay me back...especially YOU BEAN!
Bean: *Runs Away*....
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OMG.... I'm being more and more lame lor. *Doh!*
Tanki Verdi Mucchi 4 Readi & God Bless! =D
[Lordtootz]-Aylwin =))
